Christian Chat up lines – 2013 edition

Today being Valentine’s Day it would be the done thing for respectable Christian blogs to post inspiring reflections on 1 Corinthians 13, reminisce about the joys of relationships or write about how we should be remembering the True Love Jesus showed on the cross. Here at All4God on the other hand we are going with Christian chat-up lines, because we want to help those of you who find yourself on #TeamSingle this Valentine’s. (Still, it could be worse, you could be spending Valentine’s with Leah while wishing you were with Rachel…) – if you want something serious try The Gospel Coalition, but be warned their articles are 73% less funny than All4God’s and require at least a PhD to understand all the words they use…

So here are some brand new for 2013 Christian pick-up lines:

  • Would you prefer a sloppy wet or an unforeseen kiss? (For fans of ‘How He loves us’)
  • You are definitely a fisher of men, as you just reeled me in…
  • You put the stud into Bible study…
  • Do you need prayer, as I would love to lay hands on you…
  • Oh you feel called to be a pastor’s wife? That’s funny I just felt called to ministry…
  • Hey, fortunately I just got a new accountability partner, as I think I’m going to be talking to them about you a lot…
  • Is your name Grace, because you are amazing…
  • Hey girl, I may have kissed dating goodbye but I’m ready to say hello courtship…
  • You put the cute into persecuted.
  • How about the two of us take in dip into some Living Water?
  • If you are after a knight in shining armour, I happen to be wearing the armour of God…
  • Francis Chan isn’t the only expert when it comes to “Crazy Love”…
  • If I march around you seven times would you fall for me?
  • Reading the book of Numbers last night reminded me I didn’t have yours yet…

Hopefully these bring much success and save you from the ultimate humiliation of having to resort to ChristianMingle…

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Pete McM

The original founder of All4God, Pete is 26, lives in Northern Ireland, is a junior doctor, Ulster fan and is passionate about Jesus